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Batdorf & Bronson

Minimum Wage is a Gateway Drug

Here Jay here you go this is how technology works. Welcome to 2009.

Love,

Kara

Thanks Doc Brown. Back to the future duh. I hope you haven’t slipped and fallen on any toilets recently. Yes.  And talk to people via typing no that’s so wierd why would anyone ever do that?? NO but i know that there are ipod parties. i don’t know. I don’t party. What do you mean? I’ve got a filter a mile long. LIke for cigarettes only sarcasm. yep. second hand sarcasm kills. like what… screenplay gilmore girls etc. no not that quick. they talk pretty fast. WHAT? I could write a movie. alter ego. mysterious. I don’t know I don’t really write much anymore.

I’m just sayin’…

The Avett Brothers are coming to Portland on May 22nd.

You know that part in PS I love you when her friend goes, “You gotta be rich to be insane Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.” That’s kind of how I feel. I’m too old to go crazy. I got shit to get done; and yes I did just quote that movie.

Well It Isn’t Three

Sink Florida Sink – Against Me!

Die Die Die – Avett Brothers

For Broken Ears – The Loved Ones

Ruby Soho – Rancid

Tony’s Theme – Pixies

Peaches – The Presidents of the United States of America

Jane Says – Jane’s Addiction

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me – Violent Femmes

Boys Don’t Cry – The Cure

Asking For It – Hole

La La Love You – Pixies

Hotel Yorba – White Stripes

Wisdom Tooth – Wildebeest

My Heart’s Reflection – Yo La Tengo

In The Sun – Joseph Arthur

Here’s the story.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO CALL MOTOR HOMES “HOME CARS”.

I think I thought they were really cool; so novel a little house on wheels – like for Barbie or IKEA. I don’t really remember now though. My mom tells me stories and I have memories in my head like polaroids taken in cars looking out at traffic rushing by my window. Sometimes it smells like grape gum the kind that’s a mile long all rolled up in a circle; what’s that called? I’ve been told I managed to lose a mouthful in my hair at age three.

The picture makes me think of a lot of things. Of Into the Wild, Alexander Super Tramp, the couple he met and their “home car”, the VW bus he died in, and his journey there. My bestfriend (who was more and now is less) loved that movie. She was always more comfortable away from people and cities. She loved to hop rocks in creeks, and that was hiking- one rock to the next, to the next, and the next. Her family never traveled outside the US, but they went everywhere inside- always by car. They drove and drove, cross country, all the way to Wis-con-sin to see Gramma Helen, Aunt Cindy, Leah, Meagan, Elijah, Logan (who I spoke to over the phone for eight minutes), and about a bazillion other cousins. Every little middle of nowhere town, rock jumble, log jam, creek side camp site, rest stop, bad diner, people dirt motel/hotel- they’ve seen ‘em all. It’s the truth; she sent me post cards. Once her dad drove from the east coast to the west coast, all alone in a VW Bug. I think he’d been reading a lot of Kerouac.

The first time I ever drove was in her beater of a van (Vannie) up her street. I nervously clicked my seat belt into place and listened anxiously as she told me what to do. Shoulders hunched, finers gripping stearing wheel, eyes straight ahead, i pressed my foot down and proceeded to FLOOR IT… I almost hit a parked car.

Now she lives in the midwest, but to the southwest of Wis-con-sin. She’s surrounded by cornfields, thousands of miles away from here. Romantic that I am I like to imagine her driving through those fields, golden and rippling in the wind and then Society comes on the radio, and maybe she thinks about me.