I hate Nicolas Cage. I’m not really sure why, but I do. It’s not just that he’s a bad actor–which he is, but there are lots of bad actors that I don’t obsessively despise. There’s just something about him that makes me want to kill.
Admittedly, I do really like one of his movies, Raising Arizona. For some reason, he’s palatable in the role.
But other than that, he makes me vomit a little in my mouth. Just knowing he’s made two National Treasure movies has me weeping for humanity for hours. I hate his stupid receding hairline and the fact that every time I go to the movies I see a trailer for Knowing. I just wish he would go away.

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