Rules For Dorm Life

-If you must leave before 6 a.m., pack your bag outside.

-At night, use a blue light filter on your phone, or at least turn down the brightness.

-At night, use a red light at night as opposed to the brightest flashlight that you have.

-Never, under any circumstance, fuss with plastic bag while people are sleeping.

-Leave the windows open. Otherwise the room turns into a sweat lodge that smells like wet socks and farts.

-Why are you leaving before 6 a.m.?

-You are not allowed to spread ALL of your belongings across the floor.

-Please resolve marital disputes outside of the dormitories

-Please do not engage in sexual acts on the bunkbeds

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